9.19.14.
sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via thecranewife)

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  • Ilana: Send that to my burner phone.
  • Abbi: You have a burner phone?
  • Ilana: Yeah, for dick pics and sex media. I'm still on my family plan and I don't understand the cloud. I can't risk dicks floating around.
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(Source: alayneston, via cotino)

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spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

(via nightvaleblog)

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collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

(via zombienoms)

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thatrand0mgirl:

To date me you must battle my seven extreme insecurities.

(via thecranewife)

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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

(via kiwikbmc)

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whiskey-jenna:

Ding ding ding

whiskey-jenna:

Ding ding ding

(Source: crouchingtigerhiddendragqueen)

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criedwolves:

um… gay
✖ | ✖

criedwolves:

um… gay

(via titty-toby)

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