scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
- Ilana: Send that to my burner phone.
- Abbi: You have a burner phone?
- Ilana: Yeah, for dick pics and sex media. I'm still on my family plan and I don't understand the cloud. I can't risk dicks floating around.
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again