8.17.14.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via mydrunkkitchen)

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rnickey:

i’m setting myself on fire

rnickey:

i’m setting myself on fire

(via nightvaleblog)

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(Source: tripitty, via nightvaleblog)

911

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shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via supernaturally-seduced)

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Bed Bath & Beyond coupons never expire.

(Source: avenqcrs, via dead-brownie)

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(Source: urban-prada, via cotino)

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via jaidkinf)

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thelingerieaddict:

Adore black lingerie.

All via Nancy Meyer.

these are ADORABLE!!!

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